all lovey dovey

why i love holly more than anything in the world (even chocolate):

*she respects my shoe collection.

*dance parties.

*she says, with a completely straight face,

"Okay, who didn't slurp their gutter?"

*when its time to get all dolled up for our glamorous evening of movie watching or dancing, she tells me if my fashion attempts are way over the top. If i decide not to listen to her and still manage a few kudos, she apologizes.

*on a really stressful day, she walks into the room, well before 5:00pm with two beers in hand.

*when i feel like the biggest bitch in the universe, we make chocolate pudding.


in fact, i love her so much that my bodily functions are beginning to coincide with hers. ahhh.

if you have never played cranium...you should. the turbo edition. really. best 20 bucks you'll ever spend.

flyin high

yay me.....interview with private airline this thursday..color me pink and wish me some luck.

rodeo

i have spent the past several days with a new group of buddies. these buddies love the counrty music.....i mean love it. they line dance, chew coppenhagen...and love the cowboys. anywho....while experiencing a major paradigm shift...i discoverd one of the most twistedly hillarious songs in the world. this may just be due to the copious amounts of beer and backseat dancing. im not sure yet. and, by the way i will never go to a rodeo. ever.

The Rodeo Song (chris ledoux)

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's al em an a left al em and a right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's ala man left and ala man right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage god damn goof ya know

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well it's 40 below and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo
And it's al em an a left al em and a right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off ya fuckin' jerk get on my nerves

Well here comes Johnny with his pecker in his hand
He's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo
And it's al em an a left al em and a right
Come on ya fuckin' dummy get your right step right
Get off the stage ya god damn goof ya know

Piss me off fuckin' jerk get on my nerves